Market.....

You are trying and trying and trying again;
I am not gonna buy and buy again...............
I want a tulip then why do you
come and try to sell a ULIP....
I am in a hurry and you are making
my brain's curry..................
Stop! Stop! For god's sake..
as i am not gonna take .
Oh! poor salesperson i know your job is tough;
and i don't wanna be rough......
but hey please leave me alone and don't make my life
a hell;
Go find a new place where you can try and sell.....

Aaj Subah......

Subah utha aaj mai aankhen malte huye;
Akhbaar ke panne palat.te huye laga ki meri
meethi chai kadwi kyon lagne lagi?

Khabron ki kadwahat se mijaz kharab hua to socha
kyon na kuch likh ke man halka kar liya jaaye........

Tabhi paas me baithi billo rani ne ek choti chuhiya pe
jhapatta maara aur uska dum nikaal diya;
humne kaha beta emotional mat ho yahi to duniya
ki reet hai,bada hamesha chote ko dabata rehta hai.......

Chehre pe kai dino ki ug aayi jhaadi ko saaf karke
naashte ki table pe baitha to saamne ek murg mughlai dish
padi thi;

Mujhe TOPGUN-MURUGAN ki yaad aayi aur laga ki mai
hi wo non-vegetarian villain to nahi?
Humne phir kaha beta emotional mat ho jeene ke ladai me
kisi na kisi ko marna hi padta hai.......

Doosri chai ki pyaali le kar humne ek mahila ki tasveer
dekhi jinko attitude problem pe research ki beemari thi;

Abhi tak to purushon ki mansikta pe hi sawaal uthaye
jaate the lekin jis rate se mahilaon me attitudinal syndrom badh
raha hai samaj me doosri ganga bhi samananter hi behne waali hai;

Humne socha beta emotional na ho aur Ardhnaareeshwar (Half women God)
ki aradhna shuru kar do.......

Maine dekha.....

Maine sadak pe chalte huye aaj duniya ko dekha;
Barf ke gole khate huye bachcho me bachpan dekha aur
Ungliyan pakad ke chalna sikhate abba dekhe;
Hathon me hina ke rang sajati betiyan dekhi aur kuch saamaan
Khareedti maaye.n dekhi.......

Wahi paas me chai ki ketli pakde ek aur ladka bhi dekha;
Aur ek rikshe me do logon ka wajan dhota hua boodha bhi dekha;
Ek nanhi jaan ko seene se chipkaye ek aurat ko chand sikko ke liye
hath failate dekha;
Aaj maine duniya ke do na mil sakne waale kinare dekhe........

Kisi ke sar ko sahara dete kandhe dekhe;
Jinhone ne foda tha sar uska wo dande bhi dekhe;
Jin ankhon ne chamakte khwab the dekhe unhi
ankhon ki palkon me humne aansoon bhi dekhe;
Aaaj sadak par chalte huye ye sab meri aankhon ne dekhe.....

...Quest....

Jaana jitna utna ulajhta hi gaya;

Mai nikla tha zindgi ki paheli suljhane...

Jab pata chala shaam kyo hoti hai kyo hoti hai subah;

Jab raasto ke matlab kuch samajh aane lage;

Gehrayi raat aisi ki bhatakta hi gaya;

Mai nikla tha zindgi ki paheli suljhane....

Jab rishton ko jaana,rishton ki ahmiyat samjhi;

Jab jaana ki log tanha kyo hote hai;

Aag kuch aisi lagi ki sulagta hi gaya;

Mai nikla tha zindgi ki paheli suljhaane.....

Jab jaana pyar kya hai aur kyon hai nafrat;

Jab jaana maine haar aur jeet ka matlab;

Thokar aisi lagi ki girta hi gaya;

Mai nikla tha zindgi ki paheli suljhaane.....

.....idle couplets.....

"Meri subah girwi hai ab chaand ke paas,
is bazaar me raat bahut mehengi bikti hai........"

"Wo sach hi kya jo sabko khamosh kar de,
hum jhooth hi kehte hai ki koi baat to ho........."

qaid...

Maine apne khwabon ke par katar kar unhe pinjdon
me qaid kar diya tha ki wo ud na sake,
Unke cheekhne ki aawazen mujhe roz sunayi deti thi.
Aazad hone ki unki bhi khwahish thi ,
Aaj kuch hua aur maine pinjda khol diya........